Jose and Carlos

Jose and Carlos are both beggars. 
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They beg in different areas of town. 
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Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. 
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Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase 'full' of ten dollar bills - he drives a  Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. 
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"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" 
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Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" 
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>     Carlos' sign reads: 
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>     I have no work, a wife, and 
>     six kids to support
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"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" 
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Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" 
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>     Jose's sign reads:  
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>     I only need ten dollars 
>     to get back to Mexico  

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