Women: A Chemical Breakdown!

Element : WOMEN
Symbol : Wm
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range
of precious stones and absorbs great
quantities of expensive substances.
2.. May explode spontaneously without prior warning
and for unknown cause
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly
increases by that.
4.. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

illegal to possess more than one, although several
can be maintained at different locations as long as
specimens do not come in direct contact with each
other.

WARNING !!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE
FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.

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